ace man

right theres a bloke and his son driving down a highway and
speeding a cop behind them turns on his lights and chazes them
the dad of the son says dick head and the son says wats a dick
head dad and his dad says its another name for a cop so he says
ok they get home and have out run the cop his dad takes off his
shoes and walks forward and stumps his toe on the door mat he
shouts shit out loud and the boy says wats shit dad and he
replies just another name for a door mat son hes says ok and
walks in to the kitchen wile his dad walks up the stairs his mum
is plucking a chiken for tea she breaks a nail and shouts fuck
her son says wats that mean she says its another name for
plucking a chiken he says ok he walks u the stairs and his dad
is shaving he cuts his face and shouts bollox he son says wats
that mean and he says its another name for shaving ure face he
says ok he hears the doorbell and its the cop the bot answers
the door and says hi dick head wipe ure feet on the shit my mums
fucking a chiken and my dads shaving his bollox