There was an accident out on the highway. Motorcycle head-on with a semi. An highway trooper shows up to write it up.
"Ok... Left arm in right d-i-c-h ... no, that's not right. D-i-c-h-e. No. D-i-t-c-h. Yeah, that looks right. Left arm in right ditch."
"Right arm in left d-i-t-c-h. Ok, I got it now."
"Left leg in right ditch, yep" (feeling really proud now)... "right leg in left ditch."
"Head... head in middle of b-u-l-l-y-v-a-r-d. No, that doesn't look right. b-o-u-l-l-y-v-a-r-d."
(looks around, sees no one is looking)
(kick) "Head in left ditch."
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