I'm extremely obese and in high school we had an assignment to write down "ten ways to stay abstinent until marriage." And I'm like, that's ridiculous. I don't need ten ways to stay abstinent until marriage. I'll just be myself. Thats *one* way to stay abstinent until *death.*
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