Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This tailor measured Abraham, then measured the cloth, and then smiled and said, There is enough cloth to make a pair of trousers, a coat and a vest, please come back in a week to take your suit. After a week Abraham came to take his new suit, and saw the tailor's son wearing trousers made of the same cloth. Perplexed, he asked, Just how could you make a full suit for me and trousers for your son, when the other tailor could not make a suit only? It's very simple, replied the tailor, The other tailor has two sons.
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