Abraham Lincoln's penis was quite small apparently. Infact I heard a rumour that he had attempted to have a one night stand with 4 different women, whom all rejected his advances due to his small penis, so he decided to hatch a plan to try and make his pen

He had four scored, but seven inches to go.

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