Abraham Lincoln wakes up one morning and sees that his neighbor's bushes are growing into Lincoln's property. Lincoln goes over to his neighbor and asks him why he let the bushes overgrow.
The neighbor responds angrily, "Well, I used to have someone who took care of that sort of thing, but then you took him away from me!"
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