President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his
aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President. "It's this
Abortion Bill Mr. President, what do you want to do about it?" the aide replies.
"Just go ahead and pay it." responds the President.
A man saw President Clinton smoking a pipe and asked, "Hey Bill, I thought you
were a cigar man�.
President Clinton responded, "Cigars are for pussies!"
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