A YouTuber, a facebooker and a redditor walk down a street. They come to a barrier with a police man. The officer says: "You shall only pass when the sum of the length of your three penises together is higher than 13 inches.
He pulls out a large ruler. At first, it's the YouTuber's turn: 6,5". Good.
He goes to the facebooker and measures his dong: 6". Alright. Only half an inch needed!
The officer walks up to the redditor who opens up his pants and pulls it out. He's exactly 1 inch.
The officer says: "Alright, that would be 13,5 inches altogether. You can pass. Have a good day." And the group starts walking.
Five minutes pass and the redditor says: "Guys, we're sooo lucky I had a hard on!"
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