...and she caught the eye of a handsome guy. As they started dancing, things started to heat up; they started dancing closer and closer, and the woman was getting more and more excited.
She whispered in his ear if he would like to come back to her place, and he eagerly agreed. As they went outside, the woman said: "It's really dark out here, huh?"
The guy replied: "Don't worry about that," and pulled a flash light out of his pocket... and then the woman decided to go back inside and dance some more.
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