A young, poor couple goes to the supermarket

the guy tells his girlfriend to take a watermelon and put it under her shirt, where her belly is. So she does.

When they reach the counter, they put on a smile and tell the cashier "We don't know which name to give him yet."

After paying, the girl trips, falling on the front side of her body, implying that the watermelon bursts.

The lady at the counter never recovered from that shock.

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