..when it began to get dark. In the distance he could see what looked like a farmyard barn with the windows lit.
After trudging across a field in the now pitch-black night, he reached the small red building. After knocking on the door a few times there was no answer, so he decided to go inside. He swung the door open to reveal a completely naked man dancing in front of a bunch of farming machinery.
Slightly taken back, the hiker was able to release but a "*gasp*. What the hell are you doing?!".
The man was started, as he scrambled to cover his privates.
"Well, you see..." he said
"The wife and I have been having some 'intimacy' issues with our marriage, and our councillor said I should try doing a sexy dance to a tractor".
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