and as a result he loses one of his eyes.
He goes to see the optician and the Dr says "I'm sorry sir, but we're all out of new glass eyes, so we can only offer one of the old wooden eyes".
The young man accepts and leaves the clinic.
That weekend he heads to a local dance, everyone is dancing around and having fun except for one girl all alone, the man's friend spots her and says "go and ask her for a dance".
The young man gets up the courage to head over and taps her on the shoulder:
"Excuse me miss, would you like to dance?"
The girl turns around and peculiarly has her mouth vertical instead of horizontal.
She is overjoyed with being asked to dance and exclaims back "Oh wow, wouldn't I!"
To which the young man yells back, "Oi, don't call me wooden eye, cunt mouth!"
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