A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, Your first job will be to sweep out the store. But I'm a college graduate, the young man replied indignantly. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that, said the manager. Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how.
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