The monastery practices a strict code of silence as a test of discipline. Each year, before renewing their sacred vows of silence, the monks may say only two words to the friar.
At the end of his first year, the man says: "Food's bland!" The friar nods and blesses him.
At the end of the second year, he says: "Bed's cold!" The friar nods and blesses him once more.
On his third year, he says: "I quit!" The friar nods and says:
"Go ahead! You've been here for three years and you've done nothing but complain!"
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