A young lady is in line at the grocery store...

when a drunk guy behind her approaches. She puts up a quart of milk, a single yogurt and one banana. The drunk points and exclaims, "you must be single". The girl replies, "oh, you can tell that just by what I'm purchasing"? And the drunk shakes his head and says, " No, I can tell that 'cause your fucking ugly"!

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