... he sculls it and orders another. He also sculls this one and orders again, quickly. The barman enquires, "So, what's the occasion?"
The lad replies, "My first blowjob".
The barman is somewhat proud of the lad and decides to give him something on the house.
"In that case, have a shot of top shelf!"
The lad quickly sculls it and says, "Now, if that can't wash the taste out nothin' will".
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