and the young jedi is inquisitive about all of the stations that they pass. He continues to ask Obi Wan about the different merchants and items from across the galaxy.
They first come across a robot sales man and in order to impress the young jedi, Obi Wan buys him his own miniature driod for 20 galactic coins and they continue walking through the shops.
Finally the pair come across a hooded man who is interested in making a purchase at a stand selling weapons. This mysterious man selects a specific blaster and begins to haggle with the stand owner. "3? One blaster for 3?" Upon agreeing upon a price, the man lifts up his cloak and begins to flex his stomach muscles three times and walks off with his blaster. The young jedi directs Obi Wan's attention to the transaction and asks what is going on.
Obi quickly whisks the young man away and they rush out of the market. When they safely exit, the young jedi is confused. Obi Wan looks him dead in the eye and says. *Only a sith deals in ab salutes.*
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