A young Italian bride was having a talk with her mother on her wedding night.

A young Italian bride was having a talk with her mother on her wedding night. She said, Mama, I'va never been with a man before and I'm ascared. Whattama gonna do? Her mother says, Baby, just go to your husband, and you'll know what to do. So, the nervous bride goes upstairs to her husband and closes the bedroom door behind her. While she's standing across the room, her husband takes off his shirt. Oh, my goodness she screams as she runs out the door and down the stairs to her mother. MaMa, he's a gotta hair all over his a chest! Her mother replies, Honey, that's OK, he's a man, he's supposed to have a hairy chest. Now go up back to your husband. The nervous bride again goes back upstairs to the bedroom and closes the door. Her husband takes off his pants. Oh me goodness! she screams as she runs out the door and down the stairs to her mother. MaMa, he's a gotta hair all over his a legs! Her mother replies, Honey, that's OK, he's a man, he's supposed to have hairy legs. Now go. Go to your husband. The nervous bride again goes back upstairs to the bedroom and closes the door behind her. As her husband takes off his socks, she notices that half of his left foot has been cut off, Mafia style. Oh my goodness! she again screams as she runs down the stairs to her mother. MaMa, he's a got a foot-and-a-half! Her mother says, A foot and a half? Honey, you stay here, I'm going upstairs