The young lady, being a bit of a princess, tells the young man that he must first sample all of the drinks, bring her the best one and then tell her a joke to start the party. The young man samples all of the drinks and returns with a tequila sunrise.
"What about my joke?"
"Ok," he replies, "a man walks in to a bar, has a drink and goes home."
"That's the joke?"
"There is no punch line!!!" She exclaims.
"And there won't be, the punch here tastes like shit."
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