A young boy tells his father he wants to stop taking baths and switch to showers.

So the father agrees he's old enough and decides to show him how. They go to the shower together and he shows his son how it works and how to set the temperature etc. As they're showering together the boy looks down and says "Dad how come your pee pee looks different than mine?" The father says "well, for one yours isn't erect."

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