A world-class engineer dies after a long and happy life.

When he goes to be judged at the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter accidentally screws up his papers and sends him to hell. Satan is more than happy to have him, as he doesn't get many engineers and could put this guy to some great use. With the engineer's help, Satan makes renovation after renovation and increases the efficiency and quality of all of the workings of Hell beyond what he ever dreamed.

Meanwhile, God is checking over al of Saint Peter's paperwork and realizes the mistake with the engineer. So he goes down to Hell to fix the problem and get the engineer to where he belongs.

Satan, however, won't let the man go. His contributions to Hell are unparalleled and Satan is sure that the man will continue to be an asset for an eternity to come. God gets mad and threatens to sue Satan, to which he laughs and says, "Good luck buddy. All the good lawyers are down here with me!"

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