A man is jogging along the beach when he comes across a young woman with no arms and no legs sobbing. He decides to stop to ask her what it wrong. She replies, "As you can see, I have no arms and no legs. Today is my 21st birthday and I have never known the embrace of a man." Feeling sorry for her, he leans over and gives her a big hug, then continues on his way.
On the return trip, he again sees the young woman with no arms and no legs sobbing. Again he stops to ask her what is wrong, and she replies, "As you can see, I have no arms and no legs. Today is my 21st birthday and I have never be kiss by a man." Feeling sorry for her, he leans over and gives her a kiss, then continues on his way.
The next day, out jogging again, he sees the young woman with no arms and no legs and she is still sobbing. Again he stops to ask her what is wrong, and she replies, "As you can see, I have no arms and no legs. Yesterday was my 21st birthday and I am still a virgin." Feeling sorry for her, he leans over, picks her up, and throws he out into the ocean.
He yells out, "Now you've been fucked!"
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