When she heard the oven timer go off, she turned to her daughter, and asked her to check to see if the cake was done.
"I don't know how to check," the girl replied.
"Well," said the mother, "you take the cake out of the oven, and stick a knife in the center. If the knife comes out clean, that means the cake is done. Otherwise, put it back in the oven for another five minutes or so."
"Ok," said the girl, who promptly headed to the kitchen.
A few minutes later, the daughter returned. "Did the knife come out clean?" asked the mother.
"Oh, yes!" replied the daughter. "In fact, it came out *so* clean, I stuck all the other dirty silverware in it, too!"
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