A woman wants to get her two favorite actors tattooed on her legs.

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and explains to the artist that her two favorite actors from her youth are Paul Newman and Robert Redford, and she'd like to get their faces tattooed on each one of her thighs. After a price is negotiated, she gets in the chair and the tattoo artist goes to work. After a few hours he finishes both tattoos, however the woman is not entirely satisfied with the job.

"The one on the left looks like Robert Redford, but the one on the right looks NOTHING like Paul Newman. I"m sorry, I'm only going to pay you half."

"Bullshit" says the tattoo artist. "I think it's a pretty good likeness of Paul Newman, and you need to pay me the agreed-upon price." "I say we get a second opinion" the woman replies. "If a random person can correctly identify it as Paul Newman's face, I'll pay you in full." The artist reluctantly agrees.

They both walk next door to a bar, and the woman approaches a man sitting on a bar stool. "Excuse me" she says, "I was wondering if you could help settle a dispute." "Sure" says the man. The woman drops trou, spreads her legs and says "who do these guys look like to you?"

"Well," says the man after a close look, "the one on the left kinda looks like Robert Redford. I'm not quite sure who the one on the right is supposed to be. But the one in the middle is DEFINITELY Willie Nelson."