A woman walks into her house and sees her husband sitting in what is now a newly and fully furnished living room. She says to him, " you were just supposed to buy the couch, what did you do??" Then out of no where a cableman walks into the house and says "with time warners reliable internet for only 14.99, you can afford the furniture."
Everyones happy then the husband kicks his shin into the coffee table. His shin hurt.
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