A woman walks into an ice cream shop and orders "a half gallon of vanilla, a half gallon of strawberry, and a half gallon of chocolate".
The man behind the counter politely says "Sorry ma'am, we're all out of chocolate".
She replies "Fine, I'll have a half gallon of vanilla, a half gallon of strawberry, and a half gallon of... ummm... vanilla chocolate swirl".
Annoyed, the man repeats "Sorry ma'am, we're all out of chocolate".
Frustrated, the woman revises her order "What about a half gallon of vanilla, a half gallon of strawberry, and a half gallon of... hmmm... mint chocolate chip".
The man says "Lady... Can you spell the VAN in vanilla?"
She obliges, with a "V.A.N. - why?"
He continues "Can you spell the STRAW in strawberry?"
Again, she humors him. "S.T.R.A.W - WHY?"
He butts in asking "And can you spell the FUCK in chocolate?"
Confused, she says "But there ain't no FUCK in chocolate?!?!?!"
The man raises his voice - "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.