A woman walks into a bar

and very loudly asks for a drink. She glares at the men drinking there, raises her arm and points around the bar. "Is there a gentleman here who'll buy a lady a drink?"

When she raises her arm, it is obvious she neither showers nor shaves her armpits. Most of the men look away, but one little guy with thick glasses speaks up. "Sure, I'll buy that ballerina a drink" he says. She slams the beer down, looks around again, raises her arm and bellows, "Is there a gentleman here who'll buy a lady a drink?".

Again, the little guy with the coke bottle glasses calls the bartender over, and says he'll buy the ballerina a drink. Again, she slams it down, and again she rudely asks for a free drink while pointing her finger. When the little man persists in saying he would buy the ballerina a drink, the bartender runs over and says, "Look, I don't care if you buy her drinks, but why do you think she is a ballerina."

"Because", the little guy says, "any woman who can lift her leg that high is a ballerina to me."