A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she said. What's your secret for a long happy life? I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, he said. I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise. That's amazing, the woman said. How old are you?' Twenty-six, he said.
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