and shes feeling self conscious about her age so when she gets to work she ask the intern how old she looks and he says "maybe 30 ?" shes obviously happy to hear this and says "Actually I'm 45 today "
After work the woman decides to go the butcher shop and while the clerk is preparing her order she asks "how old do you think I look?" the clerk looks her up and down and says " perhaps 40 or late 30's"
the woman is elated to hear this and says "actually Im 45 today "
Finally when the woman is waiting for her bus she sees an elderly man sitting on the bench and asks "sir how old do I look?"
the old man says "well deary I have a way of finding out for sure but I'll have to see your breasts" she apprehensively agrees and shows the man her chest after a few minutes he says "45 years on the dot" amazed she asks "how did you do that?" and he says "I was standing behind you in the butcher shop "
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