She walks over to the towels, but realizes her 4 year old son is standing there in the bathroom!
She darts back to the shower curtain and covers herself, but she can tell it's already too late. The little boy is staring at her with his head tilted, looking puzzled.
"Mommy, what's that?" he says, pointing to where her crotch is. She has to think fast.
"Oh...uh...that's a...that's where daddy hit mommy with an axe."
The little boy exclaims "Ouch! Right in the cunt!"
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