A woman starts dating a new man...

A woman starts dating a new man, and she very quickly finds herself smitten. He is smart, funny, charming, attractive...a real catch. She meets her friends at a bar and tells them about this man. Obviously, her friends are very excited for her! They congratulate her on her new boyfriend.

A few dates in, she discovers that her boyfriend is also fabulously wealthy! He apologizes for keeping it a secret, but explains that he has had problems with gold diggers and wanted to make sure she actually liked him. She really does, and this is no bad news, so she's fine with it. The woman meets her friends at the bar and tells them of this new development. Unsurprisingly, they are even more excited for her now.

She tells her friends that after the next date, she will spend the night with him for the first time.

The next evening, her friends walk into the bar to find her sitting with a beer. They ask her about her date, to which she only replies, "I spent the night but I'm not telling you how it was. I won't kiss and tell!" Her friends all giggle, assuming that the date went very well.

This happens for several more dates. The friends always meet her in the bar the next evening, and she always tells them, "I spent the night but I'm not telling you how it was!"

However, one night her friends enter the bar to find the woman slumped over a root beer float, chin resting on her fist, stirring the concoction slowly with a blank look on her face. Of course, they ask her what's wrong.

"He proposed last night, and I said yes. But with his immense fortune, he didn't just give me an engagement ring. To show he was serious, he gave me the land title to a narrow canyon about 10 miles away. Apparently it's filled with veins and deposits of precious metals."

She pulls the deed to the mine out of her purse and sets it on the counter. The woman's friends jump and scream with delight - what a fantastic outcome to their friend's fabulous relationship! But then the nearest friend remembers why they asked her what was wrong in the first place. She asks again...if she is now in this incredible engagement, what's the problem?

"Well...it just sank in that I'm going to be with him and him alone for the rest of my life. I love him, don't get me wrong, but I never told you how he was in bed. I guess...well...giving me an ore chasm is the closest we're gonna get."