A woman met a guy at a bar...

...and asked him what he did for a living.

"I'm a jockey," he said.

"But I thought jockeys had to be small," she said. "You're average-sized."

"This is my day off."

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.