She asked her friend, who was a keen gardener, what she should do.
The man thought and shyly replied, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my garden in a trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman was dubious, but decided to try doing the same thing to her tomatoes to see if it would work.
So twice a day, for two weeks, she flashed her garden in the morning and at night.
A few weeks later she bumped into her friend who asked if his advice had worked.
"No, not really" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
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