A woman joins a silent order of Nuns...

Where she is only aloud to say one sentence a year. So a year after she joins she goes into the room with the head nun, who says 'Tell me your 1 yearly sentence'
The woman says 'Bland food' and exits the room.
The next year she goes in and says 'Damp beds' and exits the room.
The next year she says 'Uncomfortable furniture' and exits the room.
The next year she comes in and says 'I've had enough of this , I'm
leaving'
The head nun looks up and says 'About fucking time you've done nothing but moan since you got here!'

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