A woman is walking to a store when she sees a drunkard passed out on the sidewalk

She thinks to herself "Ugh, damn good for nothings ruining the day for other people by sleeping in the middle of a street all dirty and ugly!" But then she takes a closer look and notices that the drunkard while indeed dirty and unkempt is in fact quite handsome. She approaches him, reaches down into his trousers and finds that he is extremely well endowed too.

She thinks: "I'll pop over to the store, buy bread real quick and then pick him up on my way home!" But when she returns from the store the sleeping drunkard is gone. Exasperated she says to herself:

"Foolish girl! It's not like you hadn't had *bread* in five years!"

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