A woman is visiting a farm and sees an attractive but naive farmhand. She goes to talk to him and convinces him to meet her in the barn later. Once she has him alone in the barn she says, "Take off your clothes."
"Well all right" he says and does so.
"Now take off all my clothes". He complies.
She lies back on a hay bale and says, "Now put it inside me." He does. "Now pull it almost all the way out". So he does. "Now push it back in." To which the farmhand says, "Lady, you gotta make up your mind, I've got chores to do!"
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