A woman is suicidal on Chrismas Eve...

A woman, about to jump off a bridge because her husband has divorced her and has complete custody of the children. She had also lost her job and was addicted to heroin. Before she could end her miserable life a skittering old, jolly-filled fatman made his way to her and inquired why she wanted to end her life. The woman told him the story and the man stated he can cure all of her problems.
"When you go home your husband will love you again with all of the kids welcoming you, your boss will give you your job back and you will never crave heroin for the rest of your life." The only condition was that the woman had to give Jolly ol Santa' a mind-blowing blowjob. The woman quickly went down to her knees and gave him the best blowjob he had ever received and before he left the old man states "how old are you"

"42" the woman replies

"42?...42 and you still believe in Santa?!"

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