..as she is sitting there a man spies her. He walks up to her and says "I think you're beautiful and would love to buy you a drink." The woman replies, "no thank you, I'm not interested". The man goes back to his seat. After a few more drinks the same man walks back up to the woman and says, "I want to make passionate love to your beautiful body.". The woman, irritated, says "Sir, I am NOT interested and if you don't leave me alone I'm going to call my boyfriend and there will be trouble for you!". The man goes back to his seat. After more drinks, the man stumbles up to the woman and proclaims, "you know... I want to stand you on your head, fill your pussy full of beer and drink it down!."
"THAT'S IT!" the woman the woman yells, "I'm calling my boyfriend!"
When the boyfriend arrives he meets his obviously distressed girlfriend and asks, "okay, what'd he say?". "well, first he said I was beautiful and he wanted to buy me a drink.". The boyfriend rolls up one of his sleeves obviously angered, "then what?". "well then, he said he wanted to make passionate love to my body!". "Oh, boy.." seethes the boyfriend as he rolls up his other sleeve, "and then what?". "well,...then he said he wants to stand me on my head, fill my pussy full of beer and drink it down!!".
The woman watches as her boyfriend slowly unrolls his sleeves, puts his coat back on and starts heading for the exit. "Wait!... what are doing?! Where are you going?!...aren't you gonna do something!?"... The boyfriend turns around and says, "Look sweetie, any man that can drink THAT much beer I'm not messing with."
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