A woman is sick and tired of having bad relationships...

She's had the worst of the worst. Men who would run out on her, beat her, and men who were downright terrible on bed. In an attempt to better future relationships she decided to give online dating a try.

She filled out her profile and specified she was looking for a good hearted man who would never leave or abuse her who was also an efficient lover. It wasn't long after she had posted her profile that she was getting replies. She met with a few of them, but none of them felt like they truly met her requirements.

She was about to give up hope when she had a knock at her door. She opened it to find a man with no arms, and no legs there waiting.

"i'm here about your dating ad," he said.

The woman, who could barely believe what was in front of her replied, "you've got to be kidding me!"

Before she could slam the door the man interjected, "before you turn me away, hear me out. I've got no legs so I couldn't possibly run out on you and I've got no arms so I couldn't possibly hit you."

Still not convinced the woman asked, "oh? And how are you in bed with no arms or legs?"

"honey, how do you think I knocked in the door?"

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