She starts putting away her husband's clothes. Her husband's wardrobe has four drawers, the top one being his personal drawer. She was told to keep away from it by her husband. Curious, she opens it, and finds three golf balls, and dozens of stacks of banded bills.
Her husband arrives home and she decides to confront him. She asks him why he has these things in his drawer.
He replies "I'm sorry hun, i shouldn't have kept this from you. Every time i've cheated on you, i put one golf ball in the drawer."
She thinks for a moment...three golf balls, that isn't horrible..
She looks at him and says, "Ok..that explains the golf balls...but what is all the money about?"
Her husband replies, "Every time i got to 10 golf balls i sold them."
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