...while two nurses are giving her a wash with sponges. When they rub the skin close to her genital area, they notice that her fingers are twitching and her toes are moving. So one of the nurses says to the other: "Is it possible that this woman could be awoken with oral sex?" The other nurse says that it couldn't hurt to try it out, so they both go to the waiting room, where the comatose woman's husband is waiting and tell him about their suspicion that oral sex could wake the woman up from her coma. The man is very excited and says that he'll give it a go. The nurses lead him to the room his woman lies in and wait outside to give them a little privacy. Ten minutes later they enter the room and see the woman lying there dead. One of the nurses stutters "What...What happened in here?!" at which the man answers "I...I'm not sure...I...I think she suffocated."
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