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One Time Shot

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try...

Hey guys I just...

It's called Christopher Columbus. I later robbed and killed him.

Cat always order...

Gets called purr-tentious.

Knock KnockWho's...

Knock KnockWho's there?Castro!Castro who?Castro bread upon the waters!

Why did the Polak...

He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Hey guys I just...

It's called Christopher Columbus. I later robbed and killed him.

Cat always order...

Gets called purr-tentious.

Knock KnockWho's...

Knock KnockWho's there?Castro!Castro who?Castro bread upon the waters!

Why did the Polak...

He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Why did Snow...

She was tired of singing "Some day, my prints will come..."

Cat always order...

Gets called purr-tentious.

Knock KnockWho's...

Knock KnockWho's there?Castro!Castro who?Castro bread upon the waters!

Why did the Polak...

He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Why did Snow...

She was tired of singing "Some day, my prints will come..."

ONE time in the...

ONE time in the shower a boy looks up at his mother and says what is...

Knock KnockWho's...

Knock KnockWho's there?Castro!Castro who?Castro bread upon the waters!

Why did the Polak...

He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Why did Snow...

She was tired of singing "Some day, my prints will come..."

ONE time in the...

ONE time in the shower a boy looks up at his mother and says what is...

I was thinking...

I now know why its called the "golden" ratio.

Why did the Polak...

He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Why did Snow...

She was tired of singing "Some day, my prints will come..."

ONE time in the...

ONE time in the shower a boy looks up at his mother and says what is...

I was thinking...

I now know why its called the "golden" ratio.

"Is that girl...

"She's pretty ugly"

Why did Snow...

She was tired of singing "Some day, my prints will come..."

ONE time in the...

ONE time in the shower a boy looks up at his mother and says what is...

I was thinking...

I now know why its called the "golden" ratio.

"Is that girl...

"She's pretty ugly"

Whenever your ex...

You reply with "That's the point."

ONE time in the...

ONE time in the shower a boy looks up at his mother and says what is...

I was thinking...

I now know why its called the "golden" ratio.

"Is that girl...

"She's pretty ugly"

Whenever your ex...

You reply with "That's the point."

I was thinking...

I now know why its called the "golden" ratio.

"Is that girl...

"She's pretty ugly"

Whenever your ex...

You reply with "That's the point."

"Is that girl...

"She's pretty ugly"

Whenever your ex...

You reply with "That's the point."

One Time Shot

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try...

Whenever your ex...

You reply with "That's the point."

One Time Shot

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try...

Hey guys I just...

It's called Christopher Columbus. I later robbed and killed him.

A woman is calling her cell provider...

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