...about to check out her food items for the upcoming week. She passes the cashier her things: a carton of milk, a package of Oreos, a few TV dinners, and other assorted goods.
The cashier pipes up suddenly with a knowing grin.
"You're single?" She looks at him, confused, before laughing and saying,
"Oh, because of what I'm buying?" And he says,
"No, you're ugly."
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