It was wonderful! Though the next day, she noticed a stain on her dress. She didn't worry though, because she often went to a laundromat to get her clothes cleaned, and she had made friends with the staff there. Later, she went into the laundromat and said to the old clerk, "Hello Bob! Can you clean my dress for me? There is a stain on it." The old man is hard of hearing, so he asks, "Come again?". The woman replies, "No, just mustard."
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