The bartender replies, "S H I T. what would you like?
The woman says "uh, okay. I'll have a lager. Whew, T G I F"
The bartender says, "S H I T, here you go," and hands her the beer.
The woman starts to get irritated and says "why do you keep saying S H I T? I'm a lady and I think that's rude. "
The bartender says "well you keep saying T G I F."
"Well, thank god it's Friday." She says
"Sorry, honey, it's Thursday."
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