“Dear mom
I hate to tell you this, but I escaped with my new boyfriend. He’s sweet guy although people judge him because the rings on his ears and nose, and his many tattoos and his big bike.
I’m also pregnant. He tells me that we’ll live happy in the forest and have many kids.
He also tells me that weed is fine, and we’ll grow it for our friends who will give us cocaine.
Don’t worry, mom. We pray to god that scientist will find a cure for aids, because my darling deserves it.
I’m 15 now, mom, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’ll visit you and introduce you to your grandchildren.
Love you. Daughter”.
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“P.S.
Mom, I’m joking. I’m at our neighbor’s house. By the way, the test grades report is on my table”.
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