A woman didn't come home one night

She told her husband that she had spent the night at a friend's house. He called her 10 best friends and none of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he tells his wife he slept at a friend's house. She calls his 10 best friends. 8 confirmed he spent the night. The other 2 said he was still there.

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