A woman decided she wanted breast enhancement surgery and found a plastic surgeon to do the job

She then told her husband that it would make her look much better and only cost $3000. $3000!!! he exploded, we can't afford that! Why don't you just get some toilet paper and rub it up and down between your breasts for a few months. "What will that do?" she screamed. He yelled back "I don't know, but it worked wonders for your rear end!"

After counseling, they now agree it is time to bury the hatchet. They disagree whether it should be in his chest or hers.

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