And as she's pulling into her driveway, she sees that next door, the wife is mowing the lawn while the husband sits on the porch drinking lemonade.
It was an exceptionally hot day, and the woman is so shocked and outraged that she decides that she's going to give the husband a piece of her mind.
She storms over and says, "How dare you just sit there and watch your wife toil and burn in the hot sun all day. You shouldbe hung for this happening."
The husband says, "I am. Why do you think she mows the lawn?"
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