And she was disappointed.
Her mom asked her how the date went, and she said "It was going great, and then John proposed to me."
"That's great! Why are you so sad?" Her mom replied.
"Because he also told me that he is an atheist, and he doesn't believe that god or the devil exists." The girl said.
Her mother smiled. "No devil? Marry him, and between the two of us, we can show him just how wrong he is."
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